WBC. A Short Rant.

Look-See

That made me giggle.
Stupid fucking monkeys.

The End (is a title of a short poemic)

We all know it's coming.

I, for one, plan on being in the ancestral lands of the Hopi people before it even begins.

I'll bring some beer.

Highway to Mars

Don't ever get distracted while driving.

Ciga-Milk

From this article

"Could it involve a measure of psychology rather than just the physical addiction per se? Desmond Morris, the British anthropologist, likens the smoking experience to a need for reassurance. He attributes his theory to one of comfort and, figuratively speaking, aligns the cigarette with the "symbolic nipple". He associates to the relationship we had with the breast and our respective mothers."

Undead Celebrities, Part 1

Sir Ian Mckellen
Time since infection: 5 days, 8 hours.
Still rocks.

Jessica Alba
Time since infection: 2 weeks, 5 days, 3 hours.
Poor girl.

Hayden Christensen
Time since infection: 3 weeks, 6 days, 1 hour.
Not so pretty anymore.

Before anyone says, "It looks nothing like them, muaaah -"
Shush.
They're fucking zombies.

Jason Never Knew

Another poem.

It's quick and dirty, just like the events that transpire.

Liza Wade

Yes indeed, a nod to Elizabeth Bathory.

Deal with it, prude.

Poor Jesop

Though his dreams aimed high,
Jesop never had a chance at a modeling career -
mostly because his father was his uncle.

Mothiphant

Skooter, though the prettiest of Dr. Rhinehart's creations,
only lasted six days before succumbing to brain injury and deep tissue infection.

The Hole

Just imagine it sung to pretty music.

Second Date

Tasty?

You betcha.