Cupcakes

Please, take a cupcake;
They're free and they're sweet.
The icing will knock you
Right off your feet.

Tastes quite unfriendly,
Though surely, it's sweet -
Something like swallowing
Undercooked meat!

I fear for my mood -
T'was never this sweet!
I fear for my health -
My brain's sprung a leak!

Fear not for your mood;
Won't always be sweet -
Ask every hour
Deprived of its sleep.

Fear not for your health;
Knowledge sweet -
Worth every drop
Of youth you secrete.


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Watch Strangers With Candy.
It's one of the Best Shows Ever.
Those few unfortunate souls who don't enjoy it
just
don't
get it.
Therefore, they are to be considered lame,
and very much pitied.